Ketchup: (yelling into the bathroom) Hey Beef whats taking so long?

Beef: Oh I just had a Big Mac man!

Ketchup: And?

Beef: Its coming out of my ass right now, and I only had it a while ago! I'm having (yet another) Big Mac Shit Attack!

Ketchup: Ouch. I feel bad for the toilet after this one.

Beef: Yeah, me too.

Big Mac Shit Attack by RogueMan7 January 7, 2008

Mac That Shit

To successfully pursue sexual relations with a female.

Zahur: OMG did you see those two hotties making out at the bar? Or is it my beer-goggles?

Gavin: Who gives two shits? Man up, son, and mac that shit.

Mac That Shit by TorontoGavin September 12, 2010

Mac a Shit

To shit ones pants so badly that it flattens out like a beef pattie

Your ass has a lump, did you Mac a shit?
Hey your kid stinks, I think he mac’d a shit

Mac a Shit by BigSexy68 May 13, 2020

Shit Machine

An alternative name for a dog; it doesn’t matter if it’s a pedigree or a mongrel, it comes from the old saying “a dog is a machine for turning food into dog and dog shit, but once it’s full grown it doesn’t produce dog anymore.” Strictly speaking it’s not the dogs’ fault but is due to irresponsible owners who fail to clean up after their animals.

I hope you’re going to clean up after your shit machine.

Shit Machine by AKACroatalin December 1, 2015

Miami Shit Machine

Slang term for a Cubano/Cuban sandwich purchased from a gas station within Florida state lines.

Goofus: Damn B, those 3 Miami Shit Machines that I bought from the Wawa and ate right after running over that 'gator in your hovercraft are giving me the bubble guts. I think i'm crowning dog! Good thing we're in the everglades and I can just pinch one off the side and chum these here waters for more 'gators. These beasts have a taste for gloria estefan and cuban sweetbreads.

Gallant: ...

Miami Shit Machine by Queef_Quackenbush_Jr October 26, 2020

Hair triggered double barreled shit machine gun

This term is used by jim lahey, the trailer park supervisor on trailer park boys. It is one of his many shit analogies used through out the show.

"You idiots have loaded up a hair triggered double barreled shit machine gun and it's pointed at your own heads". The rights to the quote is property of trailer park boys.

Hair triggered double barreled shit machine gun by Dr. Phillip Shetrom June 16, 2014

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026