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shit mac by jason padilla January 10, 2009
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Big Mac Shit Attack
The consuming of a Big Mac from McDonald's, and shitting it out in a diarrhea-ish manner later on that day, or the first thing next morning.
Ketchup: (yelling into the bathroom) Hey Beef whats taking so long?
Beef: Oh I just had a Big Mac man!
Ketchup: And?
Beef: Its coming out of my ass right now, and I only had it a while ago! I'm having (yet another) Big Mac Shit Attack!
Ketchup: Ouch. I feel bad for the toilet after this one.
Beef: Yeah, me too.
Beef: Oh I just had a Big Mac man!
Ketchup: And?
Beef: Its coming out of my ass right now, and I only had it a while ago! I'm having (yet another) Big Mac Shit Attack!
Ketchup: Ouch. I feel bad for the toilet after this one.
Beef: Yeah, me too.
Big Mac Shit Attack by RogueMan7 January 7, 2008
Mac That Shit
Zahur: OMG did you see those two hotties making out at the bar? Or is it my beer-goggles?
Gavin: Who gives two shits? Man up, son, and mac that shit.
Gavin: Who gives two shits? Man up, son, and mac that shit.
Mac That Shit by TorontoGavin September 12, 2010
Mac a Shit
Mac a Shit by BigSexy68 May 13, 2020
Shit Machine
An alternative name for a dog; it doesn’t matter if it’s a pedigree or a mongrel, it comes from the old saying “a dog is a machine for turning food into dog and dog shit, but once it’s full grown it doesn’t produce dog anymore.” Strictly speaking it’s not the dogs’ fault but is due to irresponsible owners who fail to clean up after their animals.
Shit Machine by AKACroatalin December 1, 2015
Miami Shit Machine
Goofus: Damn B, those 3 Miami Shit Machines that I bought from the Wawa and ate right after running over that 'gator in your hovercraft are giving me the bubble guts. I think i'm crowning dog! Good thing we're in the everglades and I can just pinch one off the side and chum these here waters for more 'gators. These beasts have a taste for gloria estefan and cuban sweetbreads.
Gallant: ...
Gallant: ...
Miami Shit Machine by Queef_Quackenbush_Jr October 26, 2020
Hair triggered double barreled shit machine gun
This term is used by jim lahey, the trailer park supervisor on trailer park boys. It is one of his many shit analogies used through out the show.
"You idiots have loaded up a hair triggered double barreled shit machine gun and it's pointed at your own heads". The rights to the quote is property of trailer park boys.
Hair triggered double barreled shit machine gun by Dr. Phillip Shetrom June 16, 2014
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