shit lapped

when a person enters a bathroom stall, takes a crap and leaves the stall faster than someone who has been in another occupied stall and is still crapping.

Joe: Have you seen Terran?

Gren: I think he isn't feeling well. I went into the men's room and shit lapped him.

shit lapped by highyieldjoe November 4, 2013

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you are a worthless friendless faggot lipped piece of shit, who's mommy left daddy, when she figured out he wasn't eugene o neil, and is now crying and slobbering all over my drum set, like a fucking 9 year old girl

a quote from a based movie named whiplash
only based people will come upon this page.

"Are you gonna rush, or are you gonna drag, or are you gonna be on my time?!"
"I'm gonna be on your time.."
"My god, you are a worthless friendless faggot lipped piece of shit, who's mommy left daddy, when she figured out he wasn't eugene o neil, and is now crying and slobbering all over my drum set, like a fucking 9 year old girl"

you are a worthless friendless faggot lipped piece of shit, who's mommy left daddy, when she figured out he wasn't eugene o neil, and is now crying and slobbering all over my drum set, like a fucking 9 year old girl by basedwhip February 15, 2023

Shitslapped

High out of your mind, the supposed second evolution of slapped and or clapped (depending on where you are from)
This state of being can only achieved by some straight gas.

I hung out at Ava's yesterday, she had some gas, man. we smoked that shit and i went straight f o o l i s h, I got Shitslapped af.

Shitslapped by Clit Sammich October 24, 2019

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Shitlapped

You were so tired/pissed/hung over, that you shat yourself and it went on your lap

"Aww mate I was so Shitlapped last night"

Shitlapped by Klavdiya June 29, 2009

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Shitslapped

The state of being completely and utterly wasted. Drunk beyond all belief. A step past shithoused. Many things can happen when one attains the level of shitslapped, such as being that guy, passing out in obscure places or vomiting all over yourself. (more often than not a combination of the three results).

Person 1: "dude i got totally shitslapped the other day and t-bagged my bro because i thought it was the girl who passed out"
Person 2:"dude..., weak."
Person 1: "never again redline and vodka"

Shitslapped by jakedog93@aol.com October 21, 2009

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

Word of the Day on August 9, 2026

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