shit jerking

The act of a male releasing a legitimate amount of fecal matter into his cupped hand and applying it as a lube for masturbation.

"dude, Megan Fox offered me sex the other day... but i much rather perfer shit jerking.

Shit and Jerk

When you s(h)it on the can and jerk off too.
Primarily performed by teenagers who can't get any other free time to pleasr themselves.

crackaw:yo dude i gotta shit and jerk, my rents been home all day
lookawt: aight man later

by the lone arranger October 5, 2003

John Alan used this term to refer to Kanye West after he tweeted that women being called bitches in rap is a term of endearment.

MIke: Did you hear Kanye's new album?
Dave: Ya, that recursive-circle-jerk-shit-bag is misogynistic.

by I-am-not-the-same September 15, 2016