shit faster 

What you tell someone whos on the toliet and you need to use it bad.

I got to shit. shit faster!

shit faster by Deep Blue 2012 August 12, 2009

shitmaster 

One who possesses the ability to clog someone's toilet to the point of OVERFLOW (not merely backup or slow flush) causing shitty water to cover the entire tile floor and parts of the adjacent hallway carpeting. This is not intentional, and happens despite multiple courtesy flushes throughout the act leading to the final shitmastering flush.

Dave: (Running out of the bathroom) Where's your mop bro?

Me: What? Why?

Dave: Your toilet's overflowing man. Shit is literally EVERYWHERE!

Me: You're the fucking shitmaster dude... mad props. Now go clean it up.

shitmaster by Elias Creed May 8, 2007

shitfarter

A guy at your job who takes more than 3 shits in an 8 hour workday.

Can you believe Shitfarter is STILL in the bathroom. He has already ruined stall #3, and now he's going to take out #4.

shitfarter by Monkey McMurtelstein March 7, 2005

shitfasted 

being hella shitfaced or wasted.
also known as DRUNK!

person 1: omg do u remember what u did last night?
person 2: fuck no! i was so shitfasted!
person1: ohhhh....good thing...u were gettin hyphy

shitfasted by K-Fed fo shizzle May 18, 2007

Shitsaster 

A moranic disaster, shitty disaster, or a disaster involving shit.

Just when I thought this couldn't get worse, you just had to make this into a shitsaster.

Man... I shouldn't have ate all those wings and drunk all that coffee. That was a recipe for shitsaster waiting to happen.

Shitsaster by Tinygreendot June 24, 2016

shitfister 

One who fists in the ass, especially after ones partner has not wiped after a shit

That Underwood is a real shitfister

shitfister by gek of Arabia October 9, 2004

shitsaster 

An absolute, moronic disaster.

The League of Nations was a shitsaster.

shitsaster by Suvi Riversmouth May 16, 2011