shit crate 

Stems from the word Shit box. Means really crap and worthless.

George Bush is a shit crate president.

shit crate by Googly April 12, 2004

Shit Carters Hat 

In the days before modern plumbing the Night Soil Man (shit carter) would pay weekly visits to one's home to collect the sewage receptacle (large metal can) and leave an empty one. This service was usually arranged by the local government authority (the council). As the can was large and heavy the shit carter would often place the can on his head, in order to take it back to the shit truck. To make this task more comfortable he would wear a padded hat. The hat would, over a short period of time, become very flat on top due to the weight of the load.

"Strewth mate, the surf today is as flat as a shit carters hat."

Shit Carters Hat by Wasim Ranamadruta August 31, 2012

shiterate 

v., In design, to continue exploring and versioning a series of bad decisions so that the longer the final product is worked on, the worse it becomes.

n., shiteration.

adj., shiterative

"Charlie can shiterate twenty more rounds of revisions with the client, but by initially selecting Papyrus as the primary typeface for the logo, it's always going to suck."

shiterate by CO_jcd January 18, 2018

shitcrete 

A mixture of shit and quick drying concrete which sticks to the inside of the bog and requires a pneumatic drill to remove. Usually caused when kids eat too much junk food, and then launch a badly guided sub.

Just spent 10 minutes trying to remove a load of shitcrete from the bog after Felix dropped the kids off at the pool. The bog brush is in tatters.

shitcrete by Scm73 July 30, 2023

shiterate 

to get blackout drunk, clog a toilet, have it flood the bathroom, and have the shit-water leak into your downstairs neighbors house

Ben's neighbors are really unlucky that he shiterated them last weekend.

shiterate by Jjaamaall August 22, 2008

shitbrate

To celebrate something you shouldn't be celebrating

The Russians shitbrated victory day back in may 8!
I know, I really don't like how they are using a holiday for political propaganda

shitbrate by caspianseaisalake June 3, 2022

Shitrate 

Shitrate is a noun used to describe a bitrate which is shit. It can be used to describe extremely low quality audio or video, or simply a very poor internet connection

Guy 1: Want to hop on Discord and play some video games with the boys?
Guy 2: Sorry bro, I can't even load Wikipedia with this shitrate 💀

"I can't even tell what's happening in that video, what is that shitrate💀"

Shitrate by Trelane The Rose July 2, 2022