shitcrete

A mixture of shit and quick drying concrete which sticks to the inside of the bog and requires a pneumatic drill to remove. Usually caused when kids eat too much junk food, and then launch a badly guided sub.
Just spent 10 minutes trying to remove a load of shitcrete from the bog after Felix dropped the kids off at the pool. The bog brush is in tatters.
by Scm73 July 30, 2023
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Poocrete

A mixture of poo and quick drying concrete which is almost impossible to remove (even with a brush) after it sets. Usually the result of kids eating shit food on holiday.
Just went into the shitter after the boy had been for a log, and had a five flush skid even after scrubbing hard with the bog brush. That poocrete was the quick drying type.
by Scm73 July 29, 2023
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