Shit beans

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the opposite of cool beans
used when something doesnt go your way; used for something relatively small or something that doesnt have a huge impact on life

"ah shit beans i stubbed my toe", "shit beans they scored"

Shit beans by sharky20 May 30, 2007

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shit beads

Similar to dingleberry, shit beads are toilet paper and feces stuck together that hang or fall off from the anus.

Look at those shit beads that came out of my ass and fell on the floor!

shit beads by Francis Gaus December 21, 2004

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Shit bean

Harley Quinn’s shit since all she eats are beans so her shit is literally a bean shit.

Harley: I eat so many beans that my shit is literally a Shit bean.

Shit bean by BeanMaster42069 August 21, 2020

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shit bean

someone from oregon. totally replaceable with oregonian, oregoner, oregonite, oregano, and shitbean.

1-man, dude, ponch is such a fucking shitbean. look at the shit bean over there, being all shitbeany.
2-oregon is full of shitbeans.
3-'shitbean'. hahahahah.

shit bean by pe to the ter January 26, 2005

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Shit bean

Someone with a shitty Fanny or personality

Your such a shit bean

Shit bean by Coolked798 April 21, 2019

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Bean dip shit

A shit that resembles a pile of bean dip.

Man! After a night of drinking beer and eating burritos, I had a MASSIVE bean dip shit!!!

Holy shit! We were in the park today and needed to use the restroom. Someone left bean dip shit all over the commode!!!!

Dixie was changing little Brysons diaper and she vomited! Bryson had taken a 7 lb bean dip shit!!!

Bean dip shit by J.R. 1 December 27, 2021

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shitbean

1. An ignorant person
2. (s!!) an exclamation of suprise/excitement etc.
3. Those little bits that cling to your bum

1. The shitbean gave me DECAF instead of Regular
2. Shitbeans!! I won the lottery!
3. Its times like these I wish I had a bidet.

shitbean by spasticism August 23, 2003

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WhimZ

Gen Z whimsy

Millennial optimism may be gone, but Gen Z whimsy (WhimZ) is in.

WhimZ by WhimZ! November 5, 2026

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Frothability

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.

The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.

Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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