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Devil's Swirly 

Noun: The act of repeatedly dunking a person's head into a toilet while/after they vomit; usually done to someone who is puking as a result to consuming too much alcohol.
"While Mike began puking into the toilet after being unaware of his alcohol consumption limits, Chris began giving him a devil's swirly."
Devil's Swirly by hansonpaulsey November 9, 2009
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Shirley Ann S. 

The best grandmother a kid could ever have.
I love you Shirley, you are the best grandmother ever. Love Braely Dawn S. Shirley Ann S.the best person you will ever meet!
Shirley Ann S. by Braely. October 5, 2020
THE SEXIEST HOTTEST AND CUTEST PERSON IN THE WORLD SHE MAKES THE BEST CHICKEN AND KNOWS HOW TO IRON SHIRTS A WIFEY MATERIAL SUMMED UP IN ONE SHED DO ANYTHING FOR YOU AND IS A STRONG ASS MOTHERFUCKER SHE HAS THE BEST EYEBROWS AND KNOWS HOW TO FLEEK A HOE
Wow that girl over there is so hot.
- i know she's a shirly
shirly by jaysten April 15, 2019
I fell in love with shirly; she’s so princess-like and pretty. and she’s jewish. what a babe.
shirly by RainInRome December 10, 2018
the most loving and big hearted person you'll ever meet she also happens to be the cutest and will steal your heart WITH NO DOUBT. SHES SO INCREDIBLY BEAUTIFUL AND YOU CAN NEVER QUESTION HER EYEBROWS BECAUSE THEYRE ALWAYS PERFECT SHARP AND PRECISE. sometimes she has doubts in herself but only because she uses her big brain to over think about everything and theres no need for her to do that because she knows its gonna all work out in the end. she is very loved by everyone and she also really loves dunkin donuts. specifically coffee
I hate annoying selfish people.
Then you need to go find yourself a Shirly.
Shirly by jaysten February 13, 2020

Wacky Shirly 

When a girl is getting licked out by a guy but while she's sat on his face he is in able to see that she is taking a photo of his dick uploading it to twitter and reading her tweets
Girl 1 - 'OMG last night I did the wacky shirly with some random guy and got like twelve new followers on twitter'
Girl 2 - ' I'm so going to have to do that to my boyfriend I need the followers'
Wacky Shirly by Cremedelacream January 16, 2016

wacky shirly 

When a girl lets a guy lick her pussy but while she's sitting on his face she takes a photo of his dick uploads it to twitter and reads her tweers.
Girl 1 - 'OMG I was doing the wacky shirly last night to some random guy and I got like twelve new followers'
Girl 2 - ' I'm so doing that to my husband to night I need the followers'
wacky shirly by Cremedelacream January 16, 2016
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

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"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo 

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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
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