A male, physically “great looking” by most peoples standards, who’s personality keeps him from getting laid
“Man, thank God this dudes ABitchyBeckford or none of us would ever get laid going out with him.”
“This dudes a waste of good looks. If I looked like his Abitchybeckford looking ass, I’d have hot sluts banging down my door.”
“This dudes a waste of good looks. If I looked like his Abitchybeckford looking ass, I’d have hot sluts banging down my door.”
by Sakered September 22, 2022
a genetically hairy but handsome male, usually of middle-eastern descent, married to a hairless American or blonde/fair haired woman
"Ted, I think I see a heehigh comin'. Looks like he just got a really nice cut and beard trim at the barbershop. Either way, I'd love to have a go with his wife again."
by Sakered October 12, 2023
A chubby (but otherwise handsome), loud, cowboy/cowgirl/cheetah-print stylized foodie that shwankles his way around the world on a non-stop eating binge and has the Instagram stories to prove it
"Guy, look at that Shanklebanks going hog-wild on that falafel again. I could stare at my instagram for years looking at all the food that Shanklebanks calls "gorgeous" before devouring it.
by Sakered October 12, 2023