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some fat fucktard from canada who tries to dance and trips and falls on his fat face.
shin0bi broke his face jumping from the second floor.
shin0bi by futhermucker May 25, 2003

The shinobi law of numbers 

The fighting capacity of the individual ninja is inversely proportionate to the number of similarly dressed shinobi present. Other wise known as the inverse law of ninjas.
The shinobi law of numbers says that all except one ninja will be cannon fodder, and the last one remaining will utterly wtfpwn everything else around him.
The shinobi law of numbers by Eloka December 13, 2008

Shinobi Life 2 

Shinobi Life 2 is a game where rinnegan = win
"You wanna play some Shinobi Life 2" said Jack. "I am going to kill myself tonight Jack" said his Father.
Shinobi Life 2 by zuroah October 19, 2020

Shinobied 

Commonly used word describing a woman whose ass it is sooooo flat that only a samuri with a katana blade could have cut it off so cleanly...usually followed up with extreme laughter and pointing by male friends
That girl was hot as hell from the front, but when she walked by I noticed she had been shinobied like a motherfucker
Shinobied by Geoff Robbins November 18, 2006

Shinobi Joe 

Shinobi Joe is a character, like Chuck Norris or Mr. T., who possesses superhuman abilities which is linked to him being a badass ninja.
There are no “i”s in team, but there are two “i”s in Shinobi Joe. Fuck you team.
Shinobi Joe by KewlNerd March 3, 2008
A high level ninja, highly trained in the art of stealth. Roughly translates into "Walker of Shadows" or "Warrior of the Night." These ninja were considered to be very powerful in both body and spirit.
He disappeared like a shinobi. In the blink of an eye, and only the sound of a muted whisper, he was gone.
Shinobi by Tsumetashi Setsubun February 4, 2006
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
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"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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