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Shinobied 

Commonly used word describing a woman whose ass it is sooooo flat that only a samuri with a katana blade could have cut it off so cleanly...usually followed up with extreme laughter and pointing by male friends
That girl was hot as hell from the front, but when she walked by I noticed she had been shinobied like a motherfucker
Shinobied by Geoff Robbins November 18, 2006
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The shinobi law of numbers 

The fighting capacity of the individual ninja is inversely proportionate to the number of similarly dressed shinobi present. Other wise known as the inverse law of ninjas.
The shinobi law of numbers says that all except one ninja will be cannon fodder, and the last one remaining will utterly wtfpwn everything else around him.
The shinobi law of numbers by Eloka December 13, 2008

Shinobi Life 2 

Shinobi Life 2 is a game where rinnegan = win
"You wanna play some Shinobi Life 2" said Jack. "I am going to kill myself tonight Jack" said his Father.
Shinobi Life 2 by zuroah October 19, 2020

Shinobi Joe 

Shinobi Joe is a character, like Chuck Norris or Mr. T., who possesses superhuman abilities which is linked to him being a badass ninja.
There are no “i”s in team, but there are two “i”s in Shinobi Joe. Fuck you team.
Shinobi Joe by KewlNerd March 3, 2008
A high level ninja, highly trained in the art of stealth. Roughly translates into "Walker of Shadows" or "Warrior of the Night." These ninja were considered to be very powerful in both body and spirit.
He disappeared like a shinobi. In the blink of an eye, and only the sound of a muted whisper, he was gone.
Shinobi by Tsumetashi Setsubun February 4, 2006

going shinobi 

When somebody farts and you have to pull your shirt over your nose.
"If you just farted, I'm going Shinobi, man"
going shinobi by sammichface April 23, 2009

shinoblie 

A man that has 3 balls and no penis. but has a small vagina in his shoulder. He is a whore that does it in the vagina shoulder. He is called Shinoblie because he is Asian and African American, Latino, Antartican, Australian, USian, urmomian. He likes it in the vagina shoulder all night long.
"Shinoblie Q Q Q, blindfolded. with a blind midget."
shinoblie by jorge sucksalot November 15, 2007
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