shin-dick

Using a woman's shin as an aiming device by resting the penis on her shin right before ejaculating for full facial targeting practice.

The only way he was able to hit her perfectly in the eye was by using the classic shin-dick position.

by shin man September 11, 2010

dick shin

The base of the penis, on the top side.

Dude, I heard Tracy kicked you in the balls? Nah man, she aimed high and got me in the dick shin.

by SNAFU78 February 19, 2015

shin bashed in the dick bag

The brutal art of absolutely destroying a man's no-no zone with your shin at such speed and with such a tremendous force, you effectively castrate him.

Person one: Yo man, did you hear that Ethan just got shin bashed in the dick bag by Big Bully Bobby
Person Two: Holy fuck is he ok?
Ethan: *Limps over* AW SHIT MAN MAH BALLS! *Collapses dead on the ground*.

by MATE I HUD A ACCIDENT BOI HELP November 20, 2019

shindick

referred to when your kicked in the balls by an erect shin!

ouch!!! (term used when shindicked)

by Cucneemblehhh July 7, 2009

Shindick

term used to describe a man's enormous genitalia, mainly the penis

"She's so lucky, i hear her boyfriend has a shindick."

by beautifulinsane May 8, 2011