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Scimparette
A cigarette, specifically a hand rolled cigarette, that contains significantly less tobacco than a normal cigarette would. Scimparettes are usually rolled due to a lack of tobacco or as a means of rationing tobacco so that more cigarettes can be consumed later. The amount of tobacco used in a scimparette varies from person to person, however, it typically contains no more than half the tobacco content that the person rolling it would normally use in a cigarette.
Friend 1:
Can I pinch a roll up mate?
Friend 2:
Sorry man I have minimal baccy, It'll have to be a scimparette.
Can I pinch a roll up mate?
Friend 2:
Sorry man I have minimal baccy, It'll have to be a scimparette.
Scimparette by dec4president January 24, 2013
Related Words
shimpared • Scimparette • Shimmered • shimpregnated • Shimtard • Shimward • Shipmaned • shippered • Shmeared • Simbared
Shmeared
1. (v). The act of getting so drunk to the point where you lose control of your bowels.
2. (n). The moment when you consume so many alcoholic drinks, you no longer retain a memory.
2. (n). The moment when you consume so many alcoholic drinks, you no longer retain a memory.
Shmeared by pink panty dropper April 27, 2015
Shipmaned
Getting Shipmaned is when you go to the doctor and get a jab, but only end up very ill/dead after this experience. Often the latter, getting Shipmaned is something that many people experience due to the doctor having homicidal tendencies
Jed: Where is Dave?
Harry: He cant be here today
Jed: why not?
Harry: He got shipmaned
Jed: Oh shit, when is the funeral?
Harry: Next wednesday
Harry: He cant be here today
Jed: why not?
Harry: He got shipmaned
Jed: Oh shit, when is the funeral?
Harry: Next wednesday
Shipmaned by chubby thy legend September 25, 2009
shimpregnated
shimpregnated by Lil Miss Thadeus Muttengreggor May 18, 2010
Shimtard
She + Him + Retard
A male who impersonates females online - particularly on sites that are primarily geared towards a male audience (sports, sci-fi, automotive, etc.) - in a desperate attempt to become more popular and fill the empty void his life has become. The retardness comes into play as he continually gets caught since he is far too much of a simpleton to pull it off.
A male who impersonates females online - particularly on sites that are primarily geared towards a male audience (sports, sci-fi, automotive, etc.) - in a desperate attempt to become more popular and fill the empty void his life has become. The retardness comes into play as he continually gets caught since he is far too much of a simpleton to pull it off.
Shimmered
You are a shimmered
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pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
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dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
ulzzang
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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EBK
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
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