by Brittany December 21, 2004
Get the shimpared mug.A cigarette, specifically a hand rolled cigarette, that contains significantly less tobacco than a normal cigarette would. Scimparettes are usually rolled due to a lack of tobacco or as a means of rationing tobacco so that more cigarettes can be consumed later. The amount of tobacco used in a scimparette varies from person to person, however, it typically contains no more than half the tobacco content that the person rolling it would normally use in a cigarette.
Friend 1:
Can I pinch a roll up mate?
Friend 2:
Sorry man I have minimal baccy, It'll have to be a scimparette.
Can I pinch a roll up mate?
Friend 2:
Sorry man I have minimal baccy, It'll have to be a scimparette.
by dec4president January 24, 2013
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1. (v). The act of getting so drunk to the point where you lose control of your bowels.
2. (n). The moment when you consume so many alcoholic drinks, you no longer retain a memory.
2. (n). The moment when you consume so many alcoholic drinks, you no longer retain a memory.
by pink panty dropper April 27, 2015
Get the Shmeared mug.Getting Shipmaned is when you go to the doctor and get a jab, but only end up very ill/dead after this experience. Often the latter, getting Shipmaned is something that many people experience due to the doctor having homicidal tendencies
Jed: Where is Dave?
Harry: He cant be here today
Jed: why not?
Harry: He got shipmaned
Jed: Oh shit, when is the funeral?
Harry: Next wednesday
Harry: He cant be here today
Jed: why not?
Harry: He got shipmaned
Jed: Oh shit, when is the funeral?
Harry: Next wednesday
by chubby thy legend September 25, 2009
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A male who impersonates females online - particularly on sites that are primarily geared towards a male audience (sports, sci-fi, automotive, etc.) - in a desperate attempt to become more popular and fill the empty void his life has become. The retardness comes into play as he continually gets caught since he is far too much of a simpleton to pull it off.
A male who impersonates females online - particularly on sites that are primarily geared towards a male audience (sports, sci-fi, automotive, etc.) - in a desperate attempt to become more popular and fill the empty void his life has become. The retardness comes into play as he continually gets caught since he is far too much of a simpleton to pull it off.
The pathetic shimtard just gave himself away again. He randomly said his bra size was 34 Triple C. (A real female would know that the sizes go A, B, C, D, DD, DDD, etc. There's no CCC.)
by Frazzzer January 26, 2011
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