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Scimparette
A cigarette, specifically a hand rolled cigarette, that contains significantly less tobacco than a normal cigarette would. Scimparettes are usually rolled due to a lack of tobacco or as a means of rationing tobacco so that more cigarettes can be consumed later. The amount of tobacco used in a scimparette varies from person to person, however, it typically contains no more than half the tobacco content that the person rolling it would normally use in a cigarette.
Friend 1:
Can I pinch a roll up mate?
Friend 2:
Sorry man I have minimal baccy, It'll have to be a scimparette.
Can I pinch a roll up mate?
Friend 2:
Sorry man I have minimal baccy, It'll have to be a scimparette.
Scimparette by dec4president January 24, 2013
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Shmeared
1. (v). The act of getting so drunk to the point where you lose control of your bowels.
2. (n). The moment when you consume so many alcoholic drinks, you no longer retain a memory.
2. (n). The moment when you consume so many alcoholic drinks, you no longer retain a memory.
Shmeared by pink panty dropper April 27, 2015
Shipmaned
Getting Shipmaned is when you go to the doctor and get a jab, but only end up very ill/dead after this experience. Often the latter, getting Shipmaned is something that many people experience due to the doctor having homicidal tendencies
Jed: Where is Dave?
Harry: He cant be here today
Jed: why not?
Harry: He got shipmaned
Jed: Oh shit, when is the funeral?
Harry: Next wednesday
Harry: He cant be here today
Jed: why not?
Harry: He got shipmaned
Jed: Oh shit, when is the funeral?
Harry: Next wednesday
Shipmaned by chubby thy legend September 25, 2009
shimpregnated
shimpregnated by Lil Miss Thadeus Muttengreggor May 18, 2010
Shimtard
She + Him + Retard
A male who impersonates females online - particularly on sites that are primarily geared towards a male audience (sports, sci-fi, automotive, etc.) - in a desperate attempt to become more popular and fill the empty void his life has become. The retardness comes into play as he continually gets caught since he is far too much of a simpleton to pull it off.
A male who impersonates females online - particularly on sites that are primarily geared towards a male audience (sports, sci-fi, automotive, etc.) - in a desperate attempt to become more popular and fill the empty void his life has become. The retardness comes into play as he continually gets caught since he is far too much of a simpleton to pull it off.