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Move quickly
Don't take a long time

Shift your ass Sheila we have dinner at 8.

shift your ass by 08kobe24 February 25, 2017

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Shit Your ass

The flow of human excrament as it flows out your anal sphyncter down your leg and out your pant leg.

Damn, man after a hard day at work I love to come home and shit my ass...

or...

GET THE FUCK OUTTA THE WAY IM GONNA SHIT MY ASS ALL OVER!

Shit Your ass by James February 24, 2004

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shit in your ass

When somebody is being a mongoloided cunt, they can be referred to as having “shit in their ass” because mongoloids commonly forget to wipe their asses after they shit so you are basically calling them retarded.

Riley: you should take glacial augment on Darius because the slow helps him avoid being kited.
Maute: shut up Riley you have shit in your ass

shit in your ass by IMadeAnExplanationForAWord January 31, 2018

Shit in Your Ass

An act of dominance.

I had to end the argument early, so I shit in your ass to show dominance.

Shit in Your Ass by tooters222444 February 12, 2022

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Don't wipe your ass before you shit

1.An expression you use to tell a person to stop bragging who claims victory before a brawl,race,match,competiion or any other event that has yet to happen.

A)
Kevin: let's see who has the speed to make it to the finish line quicker.

Eric: Man I got this,I'm gonna murk your ass!!

Kevin: Don't wipe your ass before you shit Eric ;it's not over till is over.

B)
Eric:10 bucks I get a better grade in my physics test?

BeHa: Man you always say that but you always fail,don't wipe your ass before shit!!!!

Jack: Yo Eric you ain't beating noone shut upp!!!

Mick: Yea don't wipe your ass before shit!!!

Don't wipe your ass before you shit by BeHa February 20, 2011

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you don't know shit from your asshole

To be oblivious or uninformed on a subject you are trying to create a dialogue about.

The fact you think the government faked the moon landing proves you don't know shit from your asshole.

you don't know shit from your asshole by djstickyfing3rz April 3, 2015

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Is your asshole jealous of the shit coming out of your mouth?

An epic burn. Practice so it will roll right off the tongue and and use when people are drinking so that there will be maximum nasal spewage for effect.

loser: blah blah blah...

cool person: Is your asshole jealous of the shit coming out of your mouth?

Is your asshole jealous of the shit coming out of your mouth? by purplebrownday July 6, 2011

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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