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lunch shift material 

when you get promoted from breakfast shift to the lunch shift, that’s how you know you made it
*girl whipping out them hashbrowns and coffees like no other at McDonalds*
“damn, that girl is lunch shift material!”

Shit Ma Bit 

"Hey , do you want to go on the roller coaster?"
"No man, I nearly shit ma bit last time."
Shit Ma Bit by MisterEssHolden March 9, 2009
A term in ebonics (ignore occasional wiggers) in reference to a male sexual organ.
Jerome said to that over-used hoe: DON'T TOUCH "MA SHIT" YO!
Ma Shit by MandingoTrump September 5, 2018
A term in ebonics uses(ignore occasional wiggers) in reference to their sexual organ.
Jerome said to that over-used hoe: God damn hoe, do not touch "Ma-Shit".
Ma-Shit by MandingoTrump September 5, 2018

Dead man's shift 

The shift within a night watch covering from midnight until dawn or midnight until 04:00 in modern forces.

Generally regarded as the worst shift to draw, as it combines the least sleep with the highest fatigue and the highest risk of attacks.
The attack came around 2am with only a lone guard on the dead man's shift snoring in the command room.

Make Shift Blumpkin 

Giving yourself a hand job while taking a shit.
Billy found himself pleased at work most of the day after performing a make shift blumpkin.
Make Shift Blumpkin by MufinMan November 11, 2007