McGuyvered

To have hastily improvised with what little materials available at the time

"Where the hell have you been? It's your turn to buy the beers!"

"Sorry guys. I was stuck in the toilet with no bog paper so I McGuyvered a shit spoon out of my sock."

by MisterEssHolden March 09, 2009

Shit Ma Bit

To be scared or suddenly shocked

"Hey , do you want to go on the roller coaster?"
"No man, I nearly shit ma bit last time."

by MisterEssHolden March 09, 2009