shiatsu 

"hand job"

Originated from massage parlours that advertise as shiatsu parlours

Dude, i just robbed 7-Eleven...shiatsu's on me!

shiatsu by AYI November 12, 2003

shiatsu 

non hand shandy massage
favoured by hippies and yoghurt weavers
very nice really

make me a cup of tea

shiatsu by gavin September 28, 2003

Shiatsu-snooze 

It's the massage induced state of half sleep in which all seems fine, and you couldn't bother less about anything.

Chantal is so laid back, it's almost like she has a permanent Shiatsu-snooze

Shiatsu-snooze by Niels Hoglund June 7, 2009

Wet shiatsu

When you have sex while sitting in a massage chair.

I broke my massage chair when I got my first wet shiatsu.

Wet shiatsu by Bigwetone January 14, 2018

shitsuma 

Is the name commonly referred to the car in My Summer Car.

FUCK my shitsuma broke again time to go to fletarrii.

shitsuma by Mysummercarisballs May 7, 2018

Shitsuation 

Any adverse event that happens involving poop.

Jane was trying to unclog the toilet with the plunger and a splash of poopy water splattered on her face and she exclaimed," we have got a shitsuation on our hands".

Shitsuation by Shitsuation February 16, 2020

shitsux 

Wordslur for "that shit sucks." The definitive and incontrovertible ruling that something, usually pop-culture related, utterly lacks worth. Often to be heard from the mouths of fanboys.

Stan: Oh hey, I just got a new model airplane, wanna put it together?
Dan: shitsux, the glue is all messy and it takes too long
Stan: :(

Mary: Honey, I've been thinking about getting an Xbox.
Harry: lol noob, shitsux
Mary: I want a divorce!

shitsux by T. Andrews April 17, 2007