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fucking fujitsu computers they suck
lenny: yo what type of computer do you have?
squidy: i had a fujitsu but i threw it off a bridge cuz it suck so much that it was painful to own it :( i like to call it my shitsu
shitsu by ostritchbitch January 2, 2014
Words you can keep
an answer to a question asking how someone is meaning Shits, you?
Hey man how's the marriage going
Shitsu

shitfuckingasshole 

A person who is widely thought of as a most incredible and unparalleled asshole.
Without a doubt you should divorce that shitfuckingasshole.
shitfuckingasshole by Dr Bunnygirl November 30, 2018

dis is my shiteu 

Something which all ARMYs say when they tell others that this is their seat, like their oppaJimin.

In the Korean accent, there isn’t any sharp “s” and in some words, -eu is used.
Jimin: dis is my shiteu
dis is my shiteu by Myomyom July 16, 2018

Shitbull 

Another name for pitbulls and pitbull-related dogs, used by pitbull haters. The only correct thing to call a pitbull.
“Why would anyone want to own a shitbull?”
Shitbull by blu3tu3$day November 18, 2020

Shitfuckery 

1. An extreme degree of nonsense, especially when coming from an authoritative figure.

2. Bullshit
I can't deal with this bureaucratic shitfuckery anymore.
Shitfuckery by Skip Residue July 23, 2010
yo dont mess with that guy hes a real ass Shisui
shisui by ImShisui August 30, 2017
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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