That feeling when you really have to pee so you go into a Seven-Eleven bathroom but its too gross so you just stand there at the door for a minute while everyone inside stares at you and now its too awkward to leave cause it would make you look like a freak but if you stay it will be too disgusting and also awkward so you walk up to a urinal and unzip your pants but don't do anything else for the next 3-5 minutes while everyone stares at you before you zip your pants back up and run out of the bathroom crying before quickly driving to a nearby Sheetz and using their bathroom, still crying.
Bro, I had to stay at my grams house the other day. It was more uncomfortable than the worstcase of Sevleviapee.
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)