Shetlands

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I'm just going to the Shetlands.

Mate, I've been to the Shetlands so much today I must be clocking up bare frequent flyer miles

Often shortened to just 'shetty'

Shetlands by Fizifty Sizzent October 14, 2007

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Shellards

'Waist shorts' worn by girls who are trying to be fashionable but end up looking like tards.

'Look at Jodie wearing those shellards'
'I know! What a tard!'

Shellards by Prizza July 24, 2009

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Ridden like a Shetland Pony

When your boss gives you a large amount of work to finish and an unreasonable deadline, you might aliken your predicament to a Shetland Pony being ridden by an overweight adult. Any reference to being whipped/flogged in addition is purely optional...

"Rio will you have time to fit some work in for me?"

"Not fuckin likely, il be dead honest, im getting ridden like a Shetland Pony today..."

Ridden like a Shetland Pony by David J Hasslebonk October 9, 2008

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Shetland

Shetland - a person of short stature and quite good looking.

In other words, short and rideable.

Originating from Shetland Pony.

Tracey: Hey check out that guy.
Sara: He's too short for me.

Tracey: No way, that guy's a Shetland!

Shetland by Belfast_Bugle October 26, 2016

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Shetlander

a person from the shetland isles that enjoy cars, alcohol and sex.
they speak there own little lingo.

Shetlander 1: what dee get up tae last night den?
Shetlander 2: went oot fir a peerie dram.

Shetlander by spspspspsp April 29, 2010

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Shetland

A small group of islands north east of mainland scotland and has the most northernly point in britain, mucka flugga.

It is the indenigious home of the shetland ponies and Aly Bain ( fiddler ). They also have awesome football teams.

shetland isnt a word for calling someone small. it be a place

Shetland by scoLLAYHAS2NERFGUNSWOOOOOO January 2, 2010

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Shetland Toss

To be tossed off by a hairy horse in a walk-in freezer.

Last night that horse gave him a bare Shetland Toss.

Shetland Toss by scf27 October 2, 2007

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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