The God of everything! He is powerful. Hemoglobin comes down from the top of his trash can in the sky every century, and assumes the form of anything he wants. Recently he came to us in the form of a pigeon. He has touched many in many different ways, often giving powers.
Superman, Spiderman, Hulk, The Fantasic Four,
Flash, SUPER ALEX and SUPER DINA, and The Green Lantern are a few. Their stories were made up to cover Hemo's tracks. However, there is some
truth to them. The spider that
bit Spiderman, also Hulk and
Superman but wasn'
t shown, was Hemoglobins involvments. Hemoglobin founded every country ever, except France because French suck. He built every bomb, every gun, made Adam and Eve, built the universe, and before he left us again, he put a part of him in the Mystical Cat Food Bin. So that is the location of where we worship him daily.
Alex~ Do you know the magical powers of Hemoglobin?
James~ Yes, I was there that day, we met him remember?
HEMOGLOBIN!~ YOU HAVE A PLACE NEXT TO MY MYSTICAL TRASH CAN!
Alex~
Matt, do you know Hemoglobin?
Matt~ Hemoglobin sucks you fucking
retard!
(Hemoglobin destroys matt with a sniper rifle powerful enough only for Hemoglobin.)
