shemekel

The currency of pain.

Jeke: shemekel
Honathan: *reeees until combustion*

by heccashrek October 22, 2018

Shmekel

Diminutive of "shmok" or "shmuk" and similar to the English term "prick".
1) noun - a person demonstrating annoying, or despicable behavior.
2) noun - small penis.
3) noun - schmeckles are a currency in the TV series Rick & Morty, introduced in the episode "Meeseeks and Destroy".

1) That guy's a real shmekel for stealing candy from a baby.
2) She said she loves me, that size doesn't matter, and that my shmekel is kind of cute.
3) Her breast augmentation cost 25 Schmeckles.

by ubershmekel November 22, 2022

Shmekel

Shmekel- This Jewish slang word refers to a properly circumcised wang. It is the centerpiece in Israeli porn. In fact most Israeli secular media is not complete without one.

Shmekel is the male hose.

by CtrlAltaDel December 28, 2005

shmekelpuss

A woman subject to small penises on frequent occasions.

Keshiki often finds herself in bed with a man with a small penis, that is why we refer to her as a shmekelpuss.

by Soupton December 28, 2005

shmekeldorfed

to be outwitted, hoaxed or duped in ant way by a sole (one) con man

"Hey that guy in the trenchcoat gave me fony insururance" this man was shmekeldorfed

by Sam (salimoulion) K. March 30, 2005

shmekel

Yiddish for a prepubecent penis

Awe....doesn't he have a cute little shmekel....

by HT-Dog January 3, 2008

shmekel

n. see dick slap

v. to slap someone with your dick

I came up behind her and shmekeled her in the ass. She loves that kind of shit.

by jimmy ivory March 26, 2004