Shelly's Law 

Named after IR cuckold Tom Shelly, the infamous webmaster of Niggermania; it's a long-observed law identifying the phenomenon of closeted-interracial-cuckoldry found among racists as an overcompensatory coping mechanism. Racists, due to their persistent insecurities, become hyper-obsessed with anything related with black people, rabidly searching the internet for racist posts to justify their impotent, seething racism. With this fixation on black people comes the obsession with black dick: an envisaged large, dark piece of meat that they fear will stretch-out and ruin their crushes, girlfriends, and wives for their own inadequate penises. It's their ultimate taboo; elevated by the all-consuming room black people hold in their heads.

Normal Person: "Ya know, black people aren't bad. I think it's unfortunate how they're disproportionately affected by the American legacy with generations of ghettoization, poverty, and overpolicing, along with other minorities. There should probably be systemic changes to correct this inequality."
Racist: "Fuck n* ggers! Fuck all n* gger loving, BBC worshipping cucks and mud shark wh* res who associate with them! I hope you race traitors get gang r* ped by a bunch of feral n* ggers and become n* gger r* pe slaves!!!"
N P: "Welp, there he goes talking about black dick again. Shelly's Law never fails..."

Shelly's Law by U_Have_Small_Penis_Syndrome December 2, 2020

Ghost in the Shell Stand Alone Complex 

An anime series off of Adult Swim, has two seasons: Ghost in the Shell: SAC and Ghost in the Shell SAC 2nd GIG.

The series receives its subtitle from a theoretical mental complex attributed to the adaptation of cybernetics into the mass public. In the story, 'stand alone complex' is said to describe copies with no original and is portrayed by copycat crimes with no original criminal or, in other words, an imaginary criminal. It also refers to the structure of each first season episode: each episode can be viewed independently of each other, and there is little catch-up (if at all) given in each episode to keep the viewer up to date (unlike many anime series). The individual episodes are discreetly marked either "stand alone" or "complex" in the title screen. The "complex" episodes are more closely entwined with this encompassing plot, and the "stand alone" less so.

Taking place in a fictional city of Japan called New Port City in the year 2030, SAC tells the story of a special operations task-force called Public Security Section 9, or simply "Section 9". The series follows the exploits of Section 9's agents who range from ex-military to ex-police to even ex-mafia as they address each case and how it affects them on a personal level, eventually leading to the mysterious figure dubbed by the media as "The Laughing Man".

If you like nice action, deep stories, utterly BEAUTIFUL animation, and rich dialouge, watch it on Adult Swim. Or better yet, get the DVD releases- Amazon should have them.

Ghost in the Shell Stand Alone Complex is all around cyberpunk and politics. It is not made for the close-minded group of people; take that retarded, grammar-challenged flamer below here as an example.

Ghost in the Shell Stand Alone Complex by Rockin' Ruler of Metallic Meyhem June 17, 2007

go away or I will replace you with a simple shell script 

Shell scripts don't require salaries and don't complain about yesterdays coffee. You should pay more attention to the creative possibilities of shell scripts, especially in relation to human resources.

the sentence shown here is incorrect. The correct form is:

"Go away or I will replace you with a very small shell script".

go away or I will replace you with a simple shell script by another nerd out there... September 17, 2003

shell suit 

Cheap tack, flammable as you like, crappy comes in a range of clashing neon colours that make your arse look fat

Brookside, liverpool, saaarf east london and hell

shell suit by tara banana May 27, 2004

Shell Shock 

A slang term for "post-traumatic stress disorder". A condition which often occurs for those who have been in active combat. Can affect the body in various ways, but can be treated.

He was suffering from a serious case of shell shock after 'nam.

Shell Shock by Xerxes November 11, 2004

shell shockers.io 

Basically just a shooter game that you play when you're bored at school and want to shoot people.

There are 4 classes, a sniper in which "Good" players use which can one shot, but the bullet travel cripples you. You got a shotgunner who's shotgun is worse than his pistol at close range. You have a guy with an Ak, not so bad, and is fun to use. Then you got the guy with a rocket launcher, run if he's good, you're gonna blow up.

Guy 1: Hey wanna play a game?
Guy 2: Lets party up in shell shockers.io and shoot people.
Guy 1: Ok, sounds fun.

shell shockers.io by BoredSchoolKid November 2, 2018

Shell Swallow 

Where a man stretches his foreskin around the head of another penis. The foreskin of the receiving end may or may not have foreskin. When absolutely sure that both parties have foreskin. It would be considered a sweater party.

My penis is so cold due to not having foreskin. Could you shell swallow me for warmth so that I may survive?

Shell Swallow by Shell Swallower November 19, 2012