1) an egg covered in bird shit. A mix between shit and egg. Common occurence with eggs that have not been cleaned such as on a farm. These eggs are usually undesirable unless the person has very unusual tastes.
2) {insult} A person who was shit on by their mother as they were born. Linked to the base definition of shegg. To be called a shegg is a moniker of shame.
2) {insult} A person who was shit on by their mother as they were born. Linked to the base definition of shegg. To be called a shegg is a moniker of shame.
1)
Farmer: "Aye, do you want me to make you some eggs?"
Friend: "Yea, just no sheggs, that shits nasty. And no duck eggs, those taste like someone blew a load in them"
Farmer: "Of course you would know what that tastes like"
2)
Dude: "You heard how much shit Kyle has been talking about people behind their backs? Kinda fucked up not gonna lie"
Dude 2: "Yea, what a fucking shegg. I knew I couldn't trust him"
Farmer: "Aye, do you want me to make you some eggs?"
Friend: "Yea, just no sheggs, that shits nasty. And no duck eggs, those taste like someone blew a load in them"
Farmer: "Of course you would know what that tastes like"
2)
Dude: "You heard how much shit Kyle has been talking about people behind their backs? Kinda fucked up not gonna lie"
Dude 2: "Yea, what a fucking shegg. I knew I couldn't trust him"
by MoonEyes8932 November 28, 2019
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How you feel when you are well tired and want to sleep.
Used in the place of the word "shag" or "shagged".
Used in the place of the word "shag" or "shagged".
by Rigsworth Blows July 20, 2004
Get the shegg mug.A misspelling of Egg Shell in which the first part of "egg" is paired with the last part of "shell", and the first part of "shell" is combined with last part of "egg".
Michael: Do you ever put accidently get ell sheggs in your food?
Me: You mean egg shells?
Michael: Yeah yeah egg shells, not ell sheggs...
Me: You mean egg shells?
Michael: Yeah yeah egg shells, not ell sheggs...
by Crazy Fishboy February 24, 2021
Get the Ell Shegg mug.A person who tells his friends he's having sex with loads of different girls, when really he isn't getting any.
by Jazzy1888 April 19, 2013
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Get the Top Shagger WillNE mug.When someone is caught committing a crime (mainly one sexual in nature, but can refer to all crimes), with overwhelming evidence to prove they did it; in their defense, the culprit denies that they were the one caught doing the crime.
Derived from the Shaggy song "It Wasn't Me", which describes a man being caught having sex with another woman by his wife, and subsequently denying that it was him she actually saw.
Derived from the Shaggy song "It Wasn't Me", which describes a man being caught having sex with another woman by his wife, and subsequently denying that it was him she actually saw.
When caught on video having sex with a 14 year old girl, R. Kelly employed the Shaggy Defense; he just denied that he was the one in the video.
by runfromcheney May 20, 2010
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