sheditits 

Anything you want it to be. Usually it's something that you love so much you want to squeeze the fuck out of it.

Oh look at that little sheditits over there, he is so cute.

sheditits by Ifitsmellslikeonions November 2, 2023

acute cerebral speditis 

a term describing the condition when someone is completely and utterly sped in the head.

patient: why do i need to wear a mask? covid is a hoax
doctor: i diagnose you with acute cerebral speditis

acute cerebral speditis by alexjiew March 19, 2021

seditiosus

t3h w00t3st d00d n3v3r t3w w4lk t3h pl4n3t

w0w seditiosus is t3h sux0r ???!?!
n0 w31ght?! h3 is t3h pwn?!!?!?!?

seditiosus by god hermself November 22, 2004

The Shitits 

A way to describe something so incredible, that simply calling it the shit or the tits doesn't do it justice.

That place was the shit! It was the tits! It was....the shitits!

The Shitits by Mr. Quackerjack June 14, 2018

Speditiscal 

Speditiscal is the act of being idiotically stupid and out of control

“Aniya,g, you are so Speditiscal! Why are jumping in the house!!”

Speditiscal by Evan’s Word Dictionary July 20, 2018

Speditism 

The kid in class that meows, barks, has body spasms and sniffs their owns farts.

That girl Victoria--she's suffering from speditism. She needs serious therapy.

Speditism by Yoda The Prophet November 29, 2023

Speditism 

The act of being sped or tarded from making stupid choices

Why would you do that, do you have speditism?

Speditism by Ashlew1988 February 11, 2024