Shaved Balls 

Where a males balls are smooth and girls won’t be gagging and making fur balls

“Woah you’ve got some nice shaved balls”

Shaved Balls by AA Batteries September 7, 2019

Shaved balls 

balls that have tons of hair and needs some shaving. Reasons for shaving the balls are irritation, being able to looking prim and proper, and even feeling uncomfortable in difficult situations.

Sunish: I have Shaved balls.
Jake: I wish I could say the same, but I have no balls.

Shaved balls by Limpy Simpy January 16, 2008

I shaved my balls for this? 

A term used to express disdain for any unfortunate incident, especially after too much hype or excessive promotion.

After losing $200.00 at the black jack table Eugene proclaimed "I shaved my balls for this?"

I shaved my balls for this? by Myfartssmelllikepoop July 13, 2012

shaved my balls for this 

Phrase used to describe a disappointing situation. Like you got all excited for it and it wasn't all that great.

You: This party sucks!
Me: Yeah, I don't know why I shaved my balls for this!

shaved my balls for this by Some wiseman January 1, 2015

Shaved.chicken.balls 

A nice shaved nut bag

Oh my for nice shaved.chicken.balls

Shaved.chicken.balls by Johnballs69696969696969 March 2, 2022

cube shaped balls 

used as a form of insult to the deadliest degree

"Holy fuck! Is this Italian sideburn hair?"

"You bet your cube shaped balls it's Italian!"

cube shaped balls by Bobo Skellington June 27, 2008

The Shaved Ballsack Drink 

1 1/2 Parts Suntory Whiskey
Half Ounce Lime Juice
Half Ounce Triple Sec
Two Parts Passion Fruit Juice

Nick: “Yo Ryan you want to try The Shaved Ballsack Drink I made??”
Ryan: “WHAT?!”

The Shaved Ballsack Drink by SirGrammarNazii May 25, 2023