When someone is being very Cryptic and withholding important
information or news.
This person knows that you desperately need this
information, but as they are a Cryptic Shitbag they release only tiny bits of information, despite many hours of
questioning, politeness and bribery.
They may imply and insuate possible answers, but often these answers only contain the smallest nuggets of truth.
These people are Cryptic Shitbags.