sharttsumu

a very good mutual of mineproud

person A: “hey i heard youre mutuals with sharttsumu you must be pretty cool”
Me: “yeah im like the coolest person alive”
person B: “well im mutuals with charli d’amelio”

Me: “who even is that and plus that doesnt mean youre as cool as me”

sharttsumu by Yamaguchiphobia April 19, 2021

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shartsum

A “Shartsum” is having sex with 3 or more people.
Instead of cumming, you will shart!

“Hey guys! Wanna Shartsum with me sometime?”
..Or..
“Martha! You cheated on me with Brad?! Looks like we’re gonna have to shartsum..”

shartsum by roachshartbigfart February 3, 2024

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shartsum

A shartsum or having a shartsum is when you and any amount of people gang-bang with eachother but instead of cumming inside of each other, you shart! You can shartsum with any amount of people you want. You can even shartsum with yourself if you wanted to! (Not sure how that’s supposed to work) but yeah you can also invite people to your shartsum and grow it💞 the bigger the shartsum, the better!

“Yo bro wanna shartsum?” Or
“We should totally shartsum sometime!” Or
“Join our shartsum!”

shartsum by roachshartbigfart April 6, 2024

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shartsum

A shartsum is when a group of people gangbang and shart all over eachother. This can be with ANY amount of people.

“Ay bro let’s have a shartsum”

“Let’s all shartsum!”
“Wanna join my shartsum?”

shartsum by roachshartbigfart April 21, 2024

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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