shark porn 

chilling cinematic moments when hungry sharks chomp on underwater aluminum cages, filled with divers, during TV news stories and so-called documentaries

I saw a show where a thirteen foot great white shark tried to eat some cage divers near Guadalupe Island. It's nothing more than 'shark porn'.

shark porn by o'possum March 28, 2009

Sharkpoon

A term used for when you impale a shark with a harpoon so hard it makes a fart noise.

Oh shit you just sharkpooned that bitch

Sharkpoon by Bigboy_911 April 25, 2019

sharkporation 

Sharkporation is that type of corporation filled with sharks. Sharks love to prey on smaller weak fish so they fill the kings of the maritime space, same as in corporations where the big fish tries to overshadow the small fish that is just trying to do their duties and be happy. Sharks are gray and boring and have particular obsession with royal grammas and rainbow parrotfish, to name a few, because their color and fun make them shine no matter their small size. Sharkporations are about make sharks thrive, divide and conquer so little rainbow fish keep trying working harder and harder to please and survive.

"Have you seen Samantha lately?" "of course not, she works now at a sharkporation and she is working like 12 hours a day"
"Oh, I like that amazing building, would be lovely to work there?" " Hell, no, that is the biggest sharkporation around, you will be eaten alive, only beta fish allowed"

sharkporation by Colibrí March 24, 2021