shank yanker 

A middle-aged man who masterbates with a knife while listening to the recorded sound of children screaming.

When the cleaning lady opened the drawer and found a rusted blade and a spooge-stained tape recorder, she knew there was a shank yanker inhabiting the room.

shank yanker by ickabodCANE February 26, 2004

Yankee spank 

Smacking a Yankee hater with your penis in a show of dominance. Can be done in private or in front of a large group and may or may not also be followed up with a good teabagging.

My hoe said she preferred the Red Sox, so I had to Yankee spank a bitch.

Yankee spank by therealmeesh December 6, 2014

Skankyanker 

A young man that can only atract trashy, tacky, lower-class , poor hygiened, flacky, purmiscuis women.

Kevin Federline is such a skankyanker for marrin Brit.

Skankyanker by Swaggy Sweetheart May 19, 2009

Yankee Skank 

Girl known to screw Yankee fans (or players, Ex. alleged A-Rod "Yankee Skank" Candice Houlihan)

Alleged A-Rod "Yankee Skank" Candice Houlihan.

Yankee Skank by the real j-boo August 15, 2008

shankyanker 

one who yanks a very large penis

shankyanker by Anonymous October 1, 2003