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shank yanker

A middle-aged man who masterbates with a knife while listening to the recorded sound of children screaming.
When the cleaning lady opened the drawer and found a rusted blade and a spooge-stained tape recorder, she knew there was a shank yanker inhabiting the room.
by ickabodCANE February 26, 2004
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Yankee spank

Smacking a Yankee hater with your penis in a show of dominance. Can be done in private or in front of a large group and may or may not also be followed up with a good teabagging.
My hoe said she preferred the Red Sox, so I had to Yankee spank a bitch.
by therealmeesh December 6, 2014
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Skankyanker

A young man that can only atract trashy, tacky, lower-class , poor hygiened, flacky, purmiscuis women.
Kevin Federline is such a skankyanker for marrin Brit.
by Swaggy Sweetheart May 19, 2009
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Yankee Skank

Girl known to screw Yankee fans (or players, Ex. alleged A-Rod "Yankee Skank" Candice Houlihan)
Alleged A-Rod "Yankee Skank" Candice Houlihan.
by the real j-boo August 15, 2008
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shankyanker

one who yanks a very large penis
by Anonymous October 1, 2003
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