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a outstanding hoe. she/he is the best of the best hoe
she is such a shanhoe
shanhoe by mollyammiepoopie August 6, 2018
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The process in which a farm inserts his index finger into a chickens anus, to check if an egg is ready to be layed.
"Lauren got shanoed"

"yeah i shanoed her when i was doing her doggy"

shanoe by sweaty sweaty squid January 15, 2009
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Shanahoe 

a girl that attends Bishop Shanahan High School in Downingtown,Pa; typical traits are that they dress slutty and will talk to/hook-up with/fuck any guy who has alcohol or is an athlete at another school and ,ironically, isnt as easy with her fellow shanny guys, they have to work for it.
Two guys watch a hot girl they know walk-by
Guy #1: Did u hear she fucked 10 Downingtown East laxers on senior week.
Guy #2: Yea i heard, she's a Shanahoe.
Shanahoe by talibkwali June 30, 2010

Shanhoon 

A female, who is aroused ,by the SIZE of the poon de le harpoon, of man name Carhoon.

In conjunction with the Urban Dictionary word “Carhoon” .
Shannons always a shanhoon ,when in the presence of Carhoon.
Shanhoon by Simon-💟-Shitten October 20, 2021
Someone that poops in a hoes mouth
OMG she just got shathoed in the parking lot
Shathoe by Mynameistreyyyyyyy September 5, 2017

Shanghoed  

Similar in practice to Shanghaiing, an unwitting person (usually males) is lured into conversation with a parter who looks to be "to good to be true" or "totally out of my league". Following these introductions and possible promises of sensual intentions, the focus of conversation changes dramatically resulting in one of two ways.
1. Finding out that said partner is quite different than the way he/she/it presented itself (mentally unstable, stalker, relationship addict, member of the opposite sex then previously thought, etc).
2. Mounting attraction to said partner is used to throw unwitting person to the less attractive or socially inept friend of out of your league partner.

Outcome 1 Example
"Hey Ted, what happened with you and that smoking hot girl at the club last night?"
"Oh yeah the next day she came to my house and had photoshopped pictures of us to look like our wedding day."
"Damn man, you got Shanghoed"
"Tell me about it."

Outcome 2 Example

"So what happened last night with that girl?
Seemed cool enough, then she introduced me to one of her sorority sister who dresses up for medieval fairs.
You got shanghoed my friend."
Shanghoed by Transylvanian December 18, 2008

Shanahoe 

A shanahoe is a commonly used name to describe the girls that attend Bishop Shanahan High School. If you ever say this to a Shanahan kid, they will either laugh at you or punch you in the face. However, most of the girls that do attend Shanahan are not shanahoes, for it is just a name made up by the public school kids that are just jealous of the rich girls. The other girls that go to Shanahan that are not what you describe as a shanahoe are either religious freaks, band kids, or they’re actually somewhat normal. The girls that do fit the definition of a shanahoe normally go to parties with alcohol or smoking and they’re either on the cheer team or the lacrosse team. If you walk into the school bathroom in the morning all you will get is the strong waft of mango juul pods and you’ll know that a shanahoe is present. Shanahan girls have to wear an extremely short and ugly green skirt everyday, and if you don’t pull up your socks or your tights have holes in them then you immediately get demerits. The short skirt is usually what throws people off to call all of the girls at Shanahan shanahoes, even though we can’t control how short our skirt is because the uniform store makes them that way.
Person 1: Wow she is such a shanahoe.

Person 2: Why is that?
Person 1: I don’t know, all the Shanahan girls just annoy me for some reason. Maybe it’s because they dress so revealing.
Person 2: You know, she can’t control what she wears to school, because it’s a uniform.

Person 1: I know but she just looks ridiculous.
Shanahoe by giraffes_are_tall May 21, 2019
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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