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The process in which a farm inserts his index finger into a chickens anus, to check if an egg is ready to be layed.
"Lauren got shanoed"

"yeah i shanoed her when i was doing her doggy"

by sweaty sweaty squid January 15, 2009
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Jul 12 Word of the Day
The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -
by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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