shampullet

A shampoo-based bullet/ammunition used as defense when your spouse attacks you in the shower. Works best with a pump-style shampoo bottle.

Don't throw cold water on me or I will cap your ass with some shampullets.

by The Zunicorn February 21, 2011

shmullet

The common name given to a mullet that is grown from the head of a female. Otherwise known as a she - mullet.

Man with a mullet marries woman with a shmullet.

by Ziggs October 7, 2004

shemullet

A woman's mullet.

a woman of typical southern decent who's hair resembles that of a male NASCAR driver. damn that bitch got a shemullet.

by Brian Finos January 13, 2009

shmullet

She mullet. When the top layer of a girl's hair is significantly longer than the bottom layer.

I went to get my hair cut and told the hair dresser I was trying to grow my hair out and she gave me a shmullet!!! Now I look like a hair band groupie.

by Vinnie248 November 11, 2009

Shemullet

A females pubic region where the unkempt minge and arse hair is combed forward together with product as a full frontal display to producer a mullet style hair do.

I had a hairy back woods lesbian come into the salon for a trim up. You could image my disgust when he downed trouser to unveil the shemullet.

by Lord Barrington Smythe the 1st May 10, 2024