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Samanda
Samanda -
A person who will always get to the point and hates too many details. It wont interest her - AT ALL. Will listen and hear things that you wont even have to say out loud. She naturally understands people and accepts them. Even the weird and different. Has extreamly high ambition and morality but wont force any on anyone else.
Loves to flirt. Is Beautiful. Gets lots of attention. Good to bring to any party.
Loves cartoon characters and she will ALWAYS be a big kid herself !
Very girly/ good at fashion but will still play video games and play wrestle now and again. Has a million followers.
DONT EVER EVER argue with a Samanda.
Shes right. YOUR wrong. End of story.
It doesnt matter if you had a point , she has ten reasons why your one reason doesnt work. AND even if its not logical - comming from HER its the most Intelligent and believable thing you have EVER heard in your life! She is lawyer material.
Just shutup.
Shes right.
Your wrong.
Everyones happy.
Or at least you will be...shes very loving and forgiving and fun to be around. So DONT waste time argueing! Go to that party or that mall. Where theres a Mel theres a new adventure!
Samanda sure knows what shes talking about!
A person who will always get to the point and hates too many details. It wont interest her - AT ALL. Will listen and hear things that you wont even have to say out loud. She naturally understands people and accepts them. Even the weird and different. Has extreamly high ambition and morality but wont force any on anyone else.
Loves to flirt. Is Beautiful. Gets lots of attention. Good to bring to any party.
Loves cartoon characters and she will ALWAYS be a big kid herself !
Very girly/ good at fashion but will still play video games and play wrestle now and again. Has a million followers.
DONT EVER EVER argue with a Samanda.
Shes right. YOUR wrong. End of story.
It doesnt matter if you had a point , she has ten reasons why your one reason doesnt work. AND even if its not logical - comming from HER its the most Intelligent and believable thing you have EVER heard in your life! She is lawyer material.
Just shutup.
Shes right.
Your wrong.
Everyones happy.
Or at least you will be...shes very loving and forgiving and fun to be around. So DONT waste time argueing! Go to that party or that mall. Where theres a Mel theres a new adventure!
Samanda sure knows what shes talking about!
Loves to flirt. Is Beautiful. Gets lots of attention. Good to bring to any party.
Loves cartoon characters and she will ALWAYS be a big kid herself !
Very girly/ good at fashion but will still play video games and play wrestle now and again. Has a million followers.
DONT EVER EVER argue with a Samanda.
Shes right. YOUR wrong. End of story.
Loves cartoon characters and she will ALWAYS be a big kid herself !
Very girly/ good at fashion but will still play video games and play wrestle now and again. Has a million followers.
DONT EVER EVER argue with a Samanda.
Shes right. YOUR wrong. End of story.
Samanda by Jasmine 383836363627 May 3, 2019
ShaLanda
ShaLandas are often misconceptualized as being ghetto but she is far from it. She is the sweetest, most caring person in the world. ShaLandas will also keep you laughing. She tends to over think even the most obvious songs and phrases, but when she does its always hilarious. She is extremely beautiful and knows this, but is still far from arrogant even though she has her few conceited tendencies. She is a great friend and an even better girlfriend. Any man with a ShaLanda on his arm should know how lucky he is.
Guy 11: I I'm in love with ShaLanda.
Guy 2: Everyone's in love with ShaLanda.
Guy 11: No, Seriously, I'm in love with ShaLanda
Guy 2: Everyone's in love with ShaLanda.
Guy 11: No, Seriously, I'm in love with ShaLanda
ShaLanda by Buttonitup11 October 23, 2011
samandar
Hi, Samandar
Samanda
-Samanda
Do not mess with Samanda, she could beat you up, she can be crazy, but she is really funny to be around with, she hates when people talk shit about her, if you have anything to say about her well guess what you are wrong she is right, she has to be dumb but in the inside she actually is smarter then you think she just doesn’t wanna try, she is good at fighting, she has lots of mans that you never had, If you have a problem with her fix it your self because Samanda is not going to she don’t have time for shit.
Do not mess with Samanda, she could beat you up, she can be crazy, but she is really funny to be around with, she hates when people talk shit about her, if you have anything to say about her well guess what you are wrong she is right, she has to be dumb but in the inside she actually is smarter then you think she just doesn’t wanna try, she is good at fighting, she has lots of mans that you never had, If you have a problem with her fix it your self because Samanda is not going to she don’t have time for shit.
Samanda by Amanda_27363 May 8, 2019
Samanda
-Samanda
She is the prettiest girl you will ever meet she was the perfect smile, she’s just perfect and too beautiful for any guy.
Boys are always raped around her finger, she has millions of followers, she don’t need no man, she is perfect just the way she is Samanda can buy you, so don’t mess with her if u find your self arguing with her your wrong end of conversation she is ten times better so that’s why your wrong, she If flat in childhood but when she is a teenager or an adult she will have a bigger ass then you, Sam knows what she talking about, if you have a problem with her and you fight her you will lose she will win! She has a better family then you
DONT MESS WITH SAMANDA!!
She is the prettiest girl you will ever meet she was the perfect smile, she’s just perfect and too beautiful for any guy.
Boys are always raped around her finger, she has millions of followers, she don’t need no man, she is perfect just the way she is Samanda can buy you, so don’t mess with her if u find your self arguing with her your wrong end of conversation she is ten times better so that’s why your wrong, she If flat in childhood but when she is a teenager or an adult she will have a bigger ass then you, Sam knows what she talking about, if you have a problem with her and you fight her you will lose she will win! She has a better family then you
DONT MESS WITH SAMANDA!!
Omg Samanda is so pretty, I wish I can be her friend wait she already is for how nice and clever she is for choosing a right friend for her, omg why are hot boys all around her!!!
Samanda by Amanda_27363 May 4, 2019
Spamanda
An online bully, a troll, who likes to spam with her opinion, but God forbid if you fight back!
Usually, insults are pretty lame. Tend to focus on personal information.
Usually, insults are pretty lame. Tend to focus on personal information.
Spamanda by BettyBottomsup April 20, 2010
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