shakies

Used in place of shakin' usually as a question. Mostly used on the phone

Tom; "Shakies?"
Cat; "I'm dumpin your Scientology ass"

by Teknog May 18, 2008

Shakies

When you shake an item out of a vending machine and get it for free instead of paying for it

Bro, I just got ice cream sandwich shakies!

Aye, you think we could shakie that twix bar?

by Funkaween Flicker April 17, 2017

Shakies

When your able to finger your girlfriend so well she shakes and shivers and when your done she can't walk vary well. (Also known as Sex Walk)

Boy: I fingered Star so well last night she got the shakies

Dude: DUDE! how'd you do it!!

by Ashlen April 14, 2007

Garbage Shakes

Yummy frothy milkshakes containing donuts, pies, candy bars, fudge and other soy/high fructose corn syrup products to be consumed for celebratory purposes.

Sam: "We're having garbage shakes tonight for my birthday."
Jake: "I'll grab some brownies for the shake!"

by officialmoomimsfanaccount April 6, 2021

Shakespeare

The guy that every English teacher wants to bang.

I really want to bang William Shakespeare.

by Thatcarguy313 March 23, 2016

Shakespearience

A bibliography of the various William Shakespeare works which one has read, heard, seen or otherwise ingested into one's brain. Literally: experience of Shakespeare.

Rosecrantz: So, what's your Shakespearience?

Guildenstern: Um... Romeo And Juliet, a sonnet or two, and that Simpsons re-enactment of Hamlet...

by all kids love heavy metal December 23, 2008

Shakes the clown

An adult individual who works as a clown entertaining kids while withdrawling from drugs or booze so bad, that said clown cannot juggle bowling pins or perform any tricks for that matter. Shakes will eventually become angry and violent if not given the good stuff.

Is there something wrong with the clown for Timmy's party? It looks like he is having DT's....why is he scratching himself? Is he trying to pull a rabbit out of Timmy's ass?
Oh, you ordered shakes the clown. Just give him some liquor or a tranquilizer dart and he'll settle down.

by sciflyer.25 September 12, 2010