Shake Weight

The revolutionary way to teach women how to give proper handjobs.

"Designed specifically for women, in just six minutes a day, you can get arms you'll be proud to show off."

"The Shake Weight is only 2 and a half pounds, virtually unbreakable, and is guaranteed for life."

Shake Weight by OgnarPliskin January 17, 2010

Shake Weight

A tool to practice giving handjobs.. With one or two hands

Husband: OMG baby that was the best handjob ever!!
Wife: Thanks honey, ive been using the shake weight

Shake Weight by thecoolestjewyouwishyouknew July 24, 2010

shake weight

shake weight - sexual act: to stroke another person's penis for sexual pleasure.

She wouldn't give me head, just a shake weight.

We only had time for a shake weight in the car on the way to the show.

shake weight by Daniel T. Anderson January 1, 2011

shake weight

An alternative phrase to "air jerk", meaning the same thing, but able to be said in mixed company or situations in which air jerk would seem crass. The definition is taken from using a shake weight that you shake up and down, similar to the air jerk motion.

Dave to the plumber: "Why didn't you show up yesterday?"

Plumber: "I had upgrade my cell phone, my contract was up."

Dave: "Shake Weight!"

shake weight by Caroline43001 May 26, 2010

shake weight

verb, noun, -shake weighting, -shake weight

-verb (shake weighting, shake weight)
1. to talk about another person in awe.
2. to kiss up to another person.
3. to be on someone's 'jock'.

-noun (shake weight)
1. an ignorant person

-verb examples
1. Even though the man was twice the player's age, he was shake weighting him for his autograph.

2. Some people like to shake weight other people that outclass them.

-noun examples
1. Don't listen to that clown, he's just a shake weight.

Origin:
R. Santana by way of Tenth-Rick.

shake weight by Tenth-Rick October 21, 2010

shake weight jiggle 

When a morbidly obese individual uses the Shake Weight and their blubber ripples with shock waves and continues to do so for a significant period of time after activity ceases.

When a tubby uses the Shake Weight it's like somebody slapped a Jello sculpture. It's what you call the shake weight jiggle.

shake weight jiggle by wolfbait51 May 13, 2011

Shake Weight Party

A gathering of individuals performing countless exercises with their shake weights, including, but not limited to; the mailman, the milkman, the milkmen, the delivery boy, jogging.

Ryan: Jack, do you smell that?
Jack: I do indeed, smells like shake weight party....

Ryan: Want to have a shake weight party?
Jack: I seem to have left my shake weight at home.
Ryan: I see no issue with that...

Shake Weight Party by ShakeWeightPartier June 26, 2014