5 definitions by Caroline43001

purchase anxiety

the feeling one gets when overspending, or spending money on something you shouldn't purchase.

I had so much purchase anxiety when I bought that new car I had to think about selling it!

by Caroline43001 August 2, 2009

shake weight

An alternative phrase to "air jerk", meaning the same thing, but able to be said in mixed company or situations in which air jerk would seem crass. The definition is taken from using a shake weight that you shake up and down, similar to the air jerk motion.

Dave to the plumber: "Why didn't you show up yesterday?"

Plumber: "I had upgrade my cell phone, my contract was up."

Dave: "Shake Weight!"

by Caroline43001 May 26, 2010

circle-talker

A person who talks about a subject without really answering the question or addressing the problem.

Sue: "Did you hear what the boss said when I asked him if we were having an office Christmas party?"

John: "Yes, he talked about how expensive food was, how much fun a party is, and all the shopping he has to do. Typical circle-talker!"

by Caroline43001 January 11, 2012

My eyes are peeing

When liquid seeps out of your eyes, a sarcastic comment when someone asks if you are crying

John: "Why are you crying? The story wasn't that sad!"

Mary: "I'm not crying, my eyes are peeing."

by Caroline43001 April 1, 2010

cheat up

When cheating on your spouse or significant other, the goal is to pick someone better looking than the spouse/boyfriend/girlfriend.

"Dude, I saw the girl you have on the side...didn't anyone ever tell you that you're supposed to cheat up? Your wife is better looking that that!"

by Caroline43001 September 24, 2009