An alternative phrase to "air jerk", meaning the same thing, but able to be said in mixed company or situations in which air jerk would seem crass. The definition is taken from using a shake weight that you shake up and down, similar to the air jerk motion.
Dave to the plumber: "Why didn't you show up yesterday?"
Plumber: "I had upgrade my cell phone, my contract was up."
Dave: "Shake Weight!"
When cheating on your spouse or significant other, the goal is to pick someone better looking than the spouse/boyfriend/girlfriend.
"Dude, I saw the girl you have on the side...didn't anyone ever tell you that you're supposed to cheat up? Your wife is better looking that that!"
the feeling one gets when overspending, or spending money on something you shouldn't purchase.
I had so much purchase anxiety when I bought that new car I had to think about selling it!
A person who talks about a subject without really answering the question or addressing the problem.
Sue: "Did you hear what the boss said when I asked him if we were having an office Christmas party?"
John: "Yes, he talked about how expensive food was, how much fun a party is, and all the shopping he has to do. Typical circle-talker!"
When liquid seeps out of your eyes, a sarcastic comment when someone asks if you are crying
John: "Why are you crying? The story wasn't that sad!"
Mary: "I'm not crying, my eyes are peeing."