shazlock

when you proceed to take a dump on a womens chest then rub it on her nipples.

Tom: Dude, I so got with Sharon last night!
Bill: Did you lock her shaz?
Tom: I gave her a shazlock she'll never forget.

by leethaxxortk October 9, 2008

Shallock

The act of being told by a jew.

1. Dude, you totally got shallocked last night. 2. That guy is getting a Shallocking, doesnt he know that guy is a Jew.

by miguelmanzana January 19, 2013

Shamlock

Person who sits in the back of class pretending to be constantly high, but has never actually smoked weed.

Will Beaver is a shamlock.

by Steve Burke March 20, 2003

shaglockee

Shoot a stupid nigger in his face.



We HATE NIGGERs. KKK ALL THE WAY!!

Pulling out my gat nigga, and shooting this otha stupid nigga in the face and say "What's up now my nigga, you got SHANKED IN THE FACE" (look up shank) Nigger suck at life.

by Cory Jizzim. March 31, 2005

shizlocker

A paper bag containing the feces of a dog which is placed on someones porch and then set ablaze. As seen in the movie BILLY MADISON.

The neighbor called the fuz cuz we shizlocked his porch.

That shizlocker was out of control...Did you see that guys face?

by CrAcKtOkE mCbLoKe May 3, 2005

shaglocks

A ladies matted up stinky sex hair that resembles dreadlocks usually after a vigorous pounding.

Man: 'Nice shaglocks, did I just fuck you rasta?!'

Woman : 'Yeaaah maaan'

by crackyhouse April 17, 2016