When a woman looks good in the dark and when she's exposed in the light, she's more than unattractive.
"Bro, I took this girl home last night and thought she was a 10, but woke up this morning and realized she was just a shadow bitch."
"What's a shadow bitch?"
"When a girl looks sexy in the dark, but a 1 in the light."
"What's a shadow bitch?"
"When a girl looks sexy in the dark, but a 1 in the light."
by Alwaysfucking January 28, 2016
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That's right, baby. All points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the Earth. That's right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher; I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!
You have twenty-three hours before the piss D R O P L E T S hit the fucking Earth, now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!
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