shabbes

The Jewish sabbath. Ashkenazi pronunciation of the Hebrew word Shabbat.

Don't touch the chicken. I made it for Shabbes!

by gutgezugt June 25, 2007

Shabbas Goy

A non-jew, usually a White Person who does the bidding of the jews, in return for fame, power, or financial gain. Or a non-jew who serves the jews, and aids them in bring about their agenda for World dominion.

Bob is a real Shabbas Goy, he joined the Military and volunteered to go fight for the Jews in the Middle East. Our Governor is nothing but a Shabbas Goy. He issued a proclamation to make it illegal to criticize jews.

by Thunderbird88 June 29, 2023

shabbos buddy

Some who you hang out with on SHABBOS. Usually they have to live in your neighborhood and go to your shul. So you can be all relig together.

She won't be my Shabbos buddy because I asked her to call me on Saturday.

by Shabbos Buddy October 25, 2009

shomer shabbos

The Jewish day of rest. That means that you don't work, you don't drive a car, you don't fucking ride in a car, you don't handle money, you don't turn on the oven, and you sure as shit don't fucking roll!

Donny: How come you don't roll on Saturday, Walter?
Walter Sobchak: I'm shomer shabbos.

by trarei August 6, 2011

Shabbos

n. Saturday is Shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. On this day, one apparently does not work, get in a car, fucking ride in a car, pick up the phone, turn on the oven, or partake in the game of bowling, among other things.

"I told that Kraut a fuckin' thousand times I don't roll on Shabbos!" --Walter Sobchak (The Big Lebowski)

by Carl Willis July 20, 2006

Shabbastoned

The state of being after a USY shabbaton, similar to that of a euphoric high or drug-induced stupor.

person 1: Dude, you look kinda shabbastoned!
person 2: Yeah, i was up all night at a USY event!

by immausykid March 7, 2010

shabbas

Saturday is shabbas. Jewish day of
rest. Means I don't work, I don't drive a car, I don't fucking ride in a car, I don't handle money, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as shit DON'T FUCKING ROLL!

Shomer fucking shabbas.

by Pseudonym April 19, 2005