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sexymo

A very sexy person who defines themselves as, or is defined by others as "emo"
The members of My Chemical Romance are some sexymo bitches!
by Carley Gooley February 23, 2008
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Tumblr Sexyman

A male character who goes viral on Tumblr for perceived attractiveness based on an established formula. Usually white, tall, dresses fancy and is evil or has a ‘dark side.’ Though the character can be non human or non human and anthrofied to fit the said formula. Most of the time, said character isn’t really as attractive as Tumblr weirdly makes him out to be.
Ex: “Sans is literally just a magic skeleton, I have no idea how he turned into a Tumblr Sexyman.”
by PoopieTurd1 February 28, 2021
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Tumblr Sexyman

The Tumblr Sexyman is a male character that goes viral on tumblr typically being:
White, fit, tall, in a suit or formally dressed and being evil or having a dark side.

If the character is non human such as Bill Cipher (from Gravity Falls) or Tony the talking clock (from Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared) they would often draw them as human form.

The Tumblr Sexyman craze began with a character called the Once-ler (from The Lorax) as you can see he has the characteristics of the tumblr sexyman
(Also btw they ship the Once-ler with... the Once-ler weird right?)

A notable character is Alastor (from Hazbin Hotel) infamously known for looking like he was specifically designed to be a sexyman then actually being one.

If you want to know more characters that count as a Tumblr Sexyman there is a sexypedia for all the characters.
Person 1: Frank from subway surfers kinda hot
Person 2: He’s literally just some basic Tumblr Sexyman
by MustardHands June 22, 2021
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seymour high school

Seymour high school located in Connecticut is filled with sleazy girls and redneck wannabes. It's located in the middle of fucking nowhere and all that matters at the school are the sports and who drives the biggest and shittiest truck.
Person: want to feel like youre never going to accomplish anything in your life? Go to Seymour High school.
by WeDemBoiiis May 19, 2016
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Seymone

Sexiest girl on earth. Loved by most. She's sassy, funny, on the smaller size in height but she can knock you down to her height if you mess with her. She got a big booty and big boobs. She can dance like no other. She loves her friends and mom more than ever. Tries her best to stay true to herself.
If only I could be a Seymone, I would get all the guys.
by JessieC753 March 5, 2015
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ultimate tumblr sexyman

sometime in 2022 on twitter, there was a competition held to know who the ultimate tumblr sexy man was.

the winner was the one and only, sans undertale.
my friend: who's the ultimate tumblr sexyman?
me: sans undertale
by diplomia December 13, 2022
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Seymoured

English slang term applied to anyone who makes a name for himself denouncing others for being racist or sexist and then, hilariously, ends up getting denounced for the very same things- with the added suspicion that he may be kind of a perv. Used to be called getting 'hoisted by ones own petard' or 'poetic justice'.
Man, that self-righteous twat really got seymoured!
by Dr. Carlo Marxo January 31, 2014
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