sexually retarded
"I went home with some guy/girl last night. He/she was so brutal in bed, he/she was sexually retarded, I had to finish myself off!"
sexually retarded by Adunning February 2, 2008
sexually retarded
1.a slang term to describe a prudish, old-fashioned person.
2.to describe a middle-aged person who doesn't like or hates pornography
3.A slang term describing a person who scared to death of sex.
2.to describe a middle-aged person who doesn't like or hates pornography
3.A slang term describing a person who scared to death of sex.
"Sabrina is so sexually retarded cause she doesn't want a sexual relationship"
"My dad is sexually retarded cause he doesn't want me to use the internet or watch HBO"
"Hank, my next door neighbor is so sexually retarded, he freaks out when he sees a tampon commercial"
"My dad is sexually retarded cause he doesn't want me to use the internet or watch HBO"
"Hank, my next door neighbor is so sexually retarded, he freaks out when he sees a tampon commercial"
sexually retarded by wiil December 28, 2008
Sexualy Retarded
A person who is either gay or can't get none of the opposite sex. If you can't get pussy if your a boy or if you can't get dick if your a girl. Or if you can't keep a girl/boy because of your dick/boobs/ass depending on your gender. Also someone who has a sexual disease.
Ex 1.
Loser 1-Dis dick in your dad.
Loser 2-Sexualy retarded bastard.
Loser 1-Atleast I get dick.
Loser 2-I can tell.
Ex 2.
Loser 1-Why can't I get any.
Loser 2-Cause your a sexualy retarded bastard.
Loser 1-Oh.
Ex 3.
Loser 1-I cant believe I have aids.
Loser 2-Why you tellin me. It's not my fault you like dating sexualy retarded girls.
Loser 1-I got it while sucking your dick.
Loser 2-Your kind of sexualy weak handed if you know what I mean.
Loser 1-Dis dick in your dad.
Loser 2-Sexualy retarded bastard.
Loser 1-Atleast I get dick.
Loser 2-I can tell.
Ex 2.
Loser 1-Why can't I get any.
Loser 2-Cause your a sexualy retarded bastard.
Loser 1-Oh.
Ex 3.
Loser 1-I cant believe I have aids.
Loser 2-Why you tellin me. It's not my fault you like dating sexualy retarded girls.
Loser 1-I got it while sucking your dick.
Loser 2-Your kind of sexualy weak handed if you know what I mean.
Sexualy Retarded by Woodlawn Feeder February 23, 2009
Skeef
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
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Hair spider
A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
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bullshot
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.
Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
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Gayborhood
N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.
Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006
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