Definitions by Adunning

sexually retarded 

One who is useless/bad in bed.

"I went home with some guy/girl last night. He/she was so brutal in bed, he/she was sexually retarded, I had to finish myself off!"

sexually retarded by Adunning February 2, 2008

Nonline 

The opposite of being "online".

"My mom is so technologically challenged, she is always nonline"

"Stop living on your computer, work on your nonline life!"

Nonline by Adunning January 17, 2008

Bed Cousin 

Two individuals who happen to have slept with the same person. Prevelant in the straight community, rampant in the gay.

Mike and Brian discovered in conversation that they have both slept with __________ (insert name here). Mike and Brian are "bed cousins".

Bed Cousin by Adunning October 14, 2007

wello 

Essentially the opposite of hello. When not interested in conversation with another (usually irritating/annoying) person, a simple "Wello" should get the point accross. Wello = "I hear you, but I just don't care"
At this point you are free to walk away.

When Melissa was in another room screaming my name to get my attention...
"WELLO!"...

Done.

wello by Adunning May 20, 2007