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Guerilla War Sex 

The act of sexual contact with multiple, compliant partners in an aggressive fashion. Some sort of fucked up orgy not for the feint hearted.
Victoria: Me and Mike(1) are going to Jackie's for a good time. You're more than welcome to tag along.
Mike2: I've heard about Jackie's sex parties. That bitch is crazy!
Sal: I've heard that too, her orgies always turn in to full blown Guerilla War Sex.
Victoria: That's all part of the fun.
Mike2: Not for us like, but thanks for the invite all the same.

sex wars 

A competition in which two couples (or more) couples engage in noisy intercourse. The loudest couple wins. Sex wars may begin by prearranged agreement, or on an impromptu basis if, for example, the couple next door is keeping you up.
Thin walled dorm rooms often result in sex wars.
sex wars by Hhhamez! November 10, 2008

sex warrior 

Sex Warrior;
A strong muscular warrior that actively rapes convicted rapists that cheated the system

"Did you hear about that rapist on the news? He got caught by the Sex Warrior!"
sex warrior by Sc1ss0rw4lker September 14, 2017

cock of Duty: Modern Sex wars 

Mike: I played Cod4 yesterday.

Dan: you mean Cock of Duty: Modern Sex wars?

Mike: *Laughs* sure.

Star Wars and Sex 

The act of two or more people (usually a couple) have sex while watching Star Wars at one of the participant's house. Usually the couple will start having sex during lull in the action, and finishing during the climax.
Girlfriend: "I haven't seen any of the Star Wars movies in a while."
Boyfriend: "Well, do you want to Star Wars and Sex?"
Star Wars and Sex by Frodo1070 April 14, 2016

Warm velvety muppet sex 

Pretty much the best cards against humanity card ever written, it gives a visual that is not only disturbing but oddly pleasuring.
When it was my turn to read the card, warm velvety muppet sex, I could only imagine Kermit hitting ms piggy from behind.