Definitions by Hhhamez!

sex wars 

A competition in which two couples (or more) couples engage in noisy intercourse. The loudest couple wins. Sex wars may begin by prearranged agreement, or on an impromptu basis if, for example, the couple next door is keeping you up.

Thin walled dorm rooms often result in sex wars.

sex wars by Hhhamez! November 10, 2008