sex tax

What you pay to have sex without getting knocked up.

Shaquanda went to the pharmacist for her pill and paid $25 for her one month supply. She says, "Dammit, I oughta quit gettin' it on so I can avoid the sex tax!"

sex tax by G-Rizzle83 August 15, 2008

sex tax

Turkey's sex tax was created in March of 1997. It was the most expensive tax, in all of Turkey's history. The couple would have to pay over 600 Turkish lira for every minute of sex. The tax would fluctuate, and in 2002 it reached 1300 Turkish lira per minute. A government official would always have to be present at the sex site, and any undocumented sex would be charged 3 times the original price. If a pregnancy was detected, but there was clearly no documented sex in the past year. the male and female would be thrown into a jail cell and would be forced to have sex 24/7, also allowing spectators to view it through 1-way windows. The birth of the child would be done in the jail cell, and through a special communication box, the man would be given a pair of scissors to cut the umbilical cord, they would have to hand the baby over to the officials. Once the baby was handed over, doctors would work on it. Of course, during the jail time, everything that the couple owned would be confiscated, and their house stripped of all their personal belongings. The people were always followed by a government official, and the people we not allowed to wear any clothing until they found a stable job, to earn the money to pay the x3 fine. Also, anyone on the street was allowed to force them, to start having sex, right then and there, on the street, and if he wanted to, stick his finger in the female's vagina, and wiggle, or grab and squish and tug on the penis.

Female: I ain't paying that sex tax!
Male: Well, if we don't, we'll have to stay in a jail cell, and then people will be able to go around, stick their fingers up your vagina, and even tug on my penis.

sex tax by Nikooties May 8, 2019

sex taxer 

a person who offers to pay off your taxes if you have sex with them.

Anna: "I'm running low on money, and I need to pay taxes",
Mark: "I'll pay your taxes for you if you sleep with me tonight",
Anna: "no way, fuck off",
Mark: "no, I'm going to fuck you",
Anna: "you're such a sex taxer"

sex taxer by Me=Myself=I December 23, 2020