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sex poodle 

A horny man, usually a pretty boy or celebrity, who tries to hump or bump almost any woman in sight. Like a male dog when it smells a bitch in heat, these men cannot resist grouping, goosing, feeling up, or pinching the bottoms of their targets, especially when left alone, regardless of the time of day.
Harry was well-known in political circles and became famous as a legislator, but his female staff members knew him as a sex poodle who was constantly finding excuses to hug them closely, and pat their bottoms. One staffer even complained about strange stains on her dress.
sex poodle by idleworshipper June 28, 2010
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sex poodle 

Omyghod, he's SUCH a sex poodle!
sex poodle by tripp January 18, 2003

Crazed Sex Poodle 

Al Gore as described by a massage therapist in his hotel room.
" I told him he was acting like a Crazed Sex Poodle
Crazed Sex Poodle by J.B.1.7. June 29, 2010

Street slut sex poodle 

completley demoralised standards and lack there of self respect to one's self....
street slut sex poodle is easily the most slutty of the slutty slut poodles possible... A whore
Street slut sex poodle by Kushmamma October 22, 2018

poople sex 

I rearly like poople sex
poople sex by Mamma-Janis August 28, 2005
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Failure Shower 

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Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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