sex octopus
I passed out at a party, and woke up in a sex octopus the next day. I will never forget it, the scars will always remind me.
sex octopus by mrtnmrtnz13 September 23, 2013
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Octopus sex
1) (adjective) usually done in a shower or pool. Consists of the male wrapping his muscles around the female and inserting his penis as far as it may go. He then thrusts, while rubbing his body on the female causing a suction noise. Using all his appendages to insert in any hole on the female he continues this while tongue kissing the female, forcing his tongue as far as it may go. Upon orgasm the two countinue to caress each other's body.
John and Kellie had passionate octopus sex while in the shower explaining the suction noises that were heard.
Octopus sex by Adam343 February 8, 2014
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