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drunk sex 

drunk sex is when the people having sex and they are drunk and have absolutley no idea what they are doing. Also, they don't remember what happened when they wake up or when the finally become sober. It is also the best type of sex, most people say.
guy: Babe, i didnt know...i was drunk
girl: why did you have to go have drunk sex with some slut? We could've just had memorable sex with eachother? :(
drunk sex by Gabbie<333 February 25, 2010

Drunk Off Sex 

When the epussy is so good that you literally are drunk
"aye im a silly guy who is drunk off sex"
Drunk Off Sex by Yana Waddie October 10, 2025

drunken sex 

The act of, at your drunken peak, having dirty sex with a friend or a stranger. Can lead to lesbian sex. Is generally either thought to be a dream, barely remembered or totally forgotten. Afterwards vomiting can result because of all the alcohol sloshing around. Also leads to regret in the morning, if remembered.
Dude, I totally think I had drunken sex with Brie last night.

OMG! I think I had drunken lesbian sex last night!

Did you see Tara and Emily having drunken sex last night? I wonder if they'll remember...
drunken sex by onyxxy July 26, 2010

Drunken Sex Blender 

This occurs during a perfectly drunken night of intercourse between two (or more) nymphomaniacs. All parties are in a drunken haze or dream like state. There proceeds to be a constant battle or power struggle (fun and non-violent) of who maintains dominance on top, resulting in continuous position changes from being on top, to being on bottom until one of the parties submits. These twisting, toppling, turning and tangling motions resemble that of an actual blender.
Party 1: “How do you feel this morning after how amazing last night was?”

Party 2: “Oh I definitely feel great. But I am kind of drained and exhausted. It was a god damn drunken sex blender lol.”
Drunken Sex Blender by A-Zo88 April 22, 2019

drunken monkey sex 

Drunken monkey sex is when you pleasure your partner so incredibly well that when done he/she walks as if they were indeed a drunk monkey.
Wow, Chad fucked me so good last night that I felt like i had drunken monkey sex!
drunken monkey sex by istitch October 28, 2017

Crazy Drunken Monkey Sex 

The result of a heavy night of drinking which leads to the bringing home of a girl that is in a similar state of sobriety. Oftentimes the use of four or more *condoms are involved due to the enthalpy and entropy of the intercourse.
*Warning: Sometimes leads to the CLIM CLIM.
"Man, I had the best crazy drunken monkey sex last night with some girl. But I'm off to the doctor so I'll talk to you later."