sex don

Refers to a person with god like power.

"hey have u seen Mike Tyson fight in his prime?"
"yea bro, he was the real sex don"

sex don by chomumandem March 27, 2022

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Parents don't have sex

The assumed truth of life where one believes their parents don't, never have, and never will have sex. Babies are all delivered by storks.

My "parents don't have sex", my mom is a virgin and i was delivered by a stork. You will never convince me otherwise.

Parents don't have sex by Jake057 May 31, 2011

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My boyfriend likes sex with me but I don't like it and he's very harsh towards me

My boyfriend likes sex with me but I don't like it and he's very harsh towards me by Handle100 August 8, 2023

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sex donut

The act of a group of guys fucking an unglazed donut and cumming on it to form the glaze.

Do you want a sex donut?

sex donut by sexdonut September 12, 2017

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dont matter had sex

When you have smash a girl and maybe your friends also smashed and your not smashing no more. Or meet someone you dont know who also has smashed the same girl

"We both had sex with her bro. Whaaaattt?" Nice! "dont matter had sex"

dont matter had sex by Gangbang69 June 22, 2014

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Donut Sex

When your horny but you are a fat fuck and only have a donut.

What the fuck, Dennis, why the fuck are you having donut sex in the living room!

Donut Sex by pp69pp December 11, 2020

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donut sex

Sex after meeting a girl from Dunkin Donuts

1) I gave up on Starbucks and scored some donut sex
2) I'll take a baker's dozen and some donut sex

donut sex by spartcart February 7, 2009

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